Note to self: When trying to walk downhill alone, without a railing, and you have very unstable and sore feet...
Don't wear flip flops.
Sorry for the gross picture
Fact: I was carrying my camera during said stumble & a man yelled
"Save the camera, then yourself!" It was as equally embarrassing as it was funny.
Note to self: Lunges involve a
LOT of toes, don't try them unless you plan on taking your first step and not being able to move (then having to tip over to the side to get yourself back up).
Myth: Everyone at the gym knows you had foot surgery, and they understand why you fall over when trying to do lunges...
Note to self: Never put a lit candle on the carpet, not even if it's on a plate....
Note to self: Don't get car washed & waxed and then park under a tree that is dripping sap. Your husband won't be happy.
Myth: Sap is good for car paint
Note to self: When feeling particularly hormonal/baby hungry/single wife-y avoid ALL television. No matter what it is, you will somehow find yourself tearing up.
Fact: I've had at least 6 television induced tear ups this week alone.
Chris is probably wondering what he's got himself into...
ps. this post isn't meant to be a downer, it's funny! don't be sad for me!